Proper Length

1) In special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object.

2) A massive shit.

1) Will: Dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be only about 28.5cm.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.

2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.

by justabusta January 23, 2011

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

Propers

Respect and courteries rendered for an ethical, proper action someone did that is further warranted through facts, politics or other mitigating circumstances deemed necessary.

In a recent Man Tracker show on Discovery two beautiful, young, ambitious ladies lost to Man Tracker at 2.9 miles from finish but he still gave them all due propers, respects and courtesies for not being quitters(losers) in the face of adversity to reaching for their higher potential.

by honestguy87110 August 5, 2009

proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.

Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?

by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007

Proper Still

When something is amazing or done exceptionally well while ending the moment with a emphasized point.

Thats proper still.

by Sugar69 November 26, 2010

proper slag

Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.

Never mind your slag, that over there is a proper slag - I'm gonna rag the Fuck out of that one.

by janitor2010 August 24, 2016

Proper Hug

A two handed hug; and ass grabbing.

C'mon stop given them ordinary hugs out to me and let me get a proper hug.

by Money Bandman November 15, 2016