single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

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Crock-Potting

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.

"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."

by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012

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Pseud_Posting

Pseud_Posting is a cool guy and our god

Woah! That pseud_posting is such a banger!

by RangerTW May 28, 2021

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Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.

Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.

by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011

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