“Want some Popeyes?”

This phrase is a sacred wild card held by men only to be used in the most dire of situations. These three words will successful defuse a direct vaginal ejaculation situation as well as any attack in reference to such an ejaculation. Tread carefully, if you use this phrase too liberally the female will catch on and destroy you.

F: Holy shit John did you just cum in me?
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up

by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019

poppeyes chicken

The act of shoving a chicken breast in the vagina of the women with a rod/cock

I totally poppeyes chicken my girl friend

by Naggar faggot June 22, 2017

Popeyes biscuit

When you fuck your partner without foreplay

Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Popeeni

A very small yet spicey penis

"I met a guy with a popeeni it felt like i shoved salami in myself"

by Onglaongda69 February 16, 2018

Happy loves popee

Happy loves popee is a Youtuber and she gonna be famous

Happy loves popee is Popee gf on YouTube

by Ella the fox January 20, 2022

popeyes

eyes balls that project out of their socket. very disturbing scenery.

cindy yang has popeyes

by Jasmine Chui March 1, 2003

poopeye

When a woman who wears way too much mascara gives you the "I want you now" look.

A: "Did you see that chick man ?"
B: "what chick ?"
A: "The one over there giving me the poopeye"

by Violentmouse October 17, 2010