Crack paper

Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.

Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.

by Totalfailure November 13, 2014

I'm on papers

Gangster talk for someone that's on probation or parole.

Joel:come smoke?
Janie: can't I'm on papers.
Joel:damnn.

by J juicy September 24, 2016

Paper Planes

A joint or Blunt....

Ex. Yea man, I just rolled up one of them Paper Planes. I'm about 2 get lifted.

by dville August 22, 2009

Paper town

A town that is shallow,fragile, and fake.

Look at all those cul-de-sacs, the streets that turn in on themselves all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people in their paper houses burning the furniture to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking the beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. It's just a paper town.

by whoeversaidthatwaswrong! August 22, 2010

papershuffler

A papershuffler is biker slang for a man who works in an office enviroment, wearing a suit and tie, who doesn't get his hands dirty, such as a banker, or a stockmarket trader.

"Look at that dudes hands, he looks like he's never done an honest days work in his whole life.
I'll bet he's a lame-ass papershuffler !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

paper belly

A person unable to drink liquor straight, or one who grimaces after drinking. A lightweight.

-I only had one beer and I already feel tipsy
-Geez you're such a paper belly...

by 501celno November 22, 2015

paper parent

Visiting parent after divorce court

A laser printer sears that pour souls new parent designation visiting parent.
Cut out of the family picture cast into a dumpster of hate that paper parent

Never gives up

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020