Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex

Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.

Poot by KhVu September 18, 2017

Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.

I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.

Poot by thatoneguy87 November 27, 2017

Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

Poot by Jptn December 6, 2017

Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

Poot by GluftenEed December 8, 2017

Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.

Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.

Poot by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018

Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.

Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!

Poot by Baconator703 July 25, 2018

Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

Poot by pobando December 12, 2018