poomidity

The degree of wetness, especially of the atmosphere in a bathroom.

I just took a shower! Your crap made the poomidity in here sick!

by smoneytime October 28, 2008

poomerang

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement

We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!

by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

Poomie

Anything to do with the anus, anal, or smelly bottoms in general

I would really like to fuck your poomie

Cum in my poomie
I can see your poomie

by Poomie__11 May 31, 2009

Poompy

Unusually large amount of feces that one excretes. Usually has a sausage-like shape.

"Aw man, I just took tha biggest poompy in the bathroom, and it felt soooo good!"

by Dave Briain October 13, 2007

poomar

Noun--
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location

nouryana is a poomar

by aaron D123 April 23, 2008

poomps

1)a womans front bottom.

2)a female.

That girl has got a tight poomps.
Liam is a little poomps.
Where's all the poomps

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

Poomi

A poomi is someone who doesnt under stand life properly and is usually of adolescence, a poomi is someone who is also a waste of space and Resources, and thinks they are so called "cool", and usually grows up to be a failure and a nobody, a poomi is basically that rude ass kid back in school that says, lit or true and talks like a poof

OI mate, stop being a fucking poomi ya dog, grow up and realise what the real world is like, ya fockin dambass

by The down to earth person September 7, 2017