Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.

I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned

by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020

poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019

Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid.

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin, you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

poison sting

it is where you go up to someones back and thrust with a boner

I use poison sting on her back its super effctive

by BuddersoullessxxDaddy November 11, 2017

Poison Ban

Type of ban issued on websites/games, where any account that's linked to banned IP adress, is instantly banned upon creation

This man was poison banned on this site, when he tries to create new account, it gets banned right after creation.

by Grewtanker November 11, 2021

Tumblr poisoned

Antonym to irony poisoning.

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.

Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.

by ParadiseHotel51 September 1, 2022