pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively

Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?

by ryan_686 September 14, 2005

poner

A mix between a poser and a stoner.. kewl, hu!?!

"You damn poner!!"
"wtF is that supposed to mean??"
"shutup you mongolion mongoose!!"

by I have a name??? March 1, 2004

pooner pals

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals

by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008

Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.

Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!

by Bolb December 16, 2003

pooner

a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!

My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!

by Jill February 21, 2005

pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.

a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!

by dan and ben February 9, 2003

pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010