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pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively
Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?
by ryan_686 September 14, 2005
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A mix between a poser and a stoner.. kewl, hu!?!
"You damn poner!!"
"wtF is that supposed to mean??"
"shutup you mongolion mongoose!!"
by I have a name??? March 1, 2004
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pooner pals

Two or more friends who acheive great things together
Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals
by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008
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Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.
Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!
by Bolb December 16, 2003
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a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!
My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!
by Jill February 21, 2005
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pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.
a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!
by dan and ben February 9, 2003
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pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.
I was so excited I got a pooner!
by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010
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