Poach

To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.

“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “

by HellaDopeName October 29, 2020

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poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

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To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011

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Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.

Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.

by daload November 14, 2023

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