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American politics

A lose,lose scenario.

Both parties buttfuck you.

But the Republicans are kind enough to use anal-lube!

The Democrats dry fuck ya!
by Ex-Democrat August 7, 2004
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Politics

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009
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Politics

Politics are the great pissing match of todays government.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 1, 2010
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Chicago Politics

Commonly referred to on CNN in relation to the Obama presidential campaign, but never explained because journalists are to afraid too explain it. There is a good reason. Chicago politics are incredibly corrupt, dead people still vote, big businesses get "incentives", and friends of the politicians get jobs, money, cars ect. However bad this may sound, Chicago is the city that works, even its corruption works, surprisingly well actually; so much so that people make light of the dead vote, the jobs, and the dynasty like families that run the city. Chicagoans love it, because "Chicago Politics" have produced one of the best, most beautiful, and unique cities in the world where a poor man of mixed race, raised by a single parent can become a world icon.
Lou: What do you mean by Chicago Politics?

Wolf: If I tell you on national TV, its only going to get worse.
by CHIWOLF March 4, 2008
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politics

the process of decision making for individuals and/or groups
politics is everywhere
by BlankGirl December 26, 2004
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Politicship

Noun;
1.Being a sore loser in the world of politics
2.Putting other politicians down to make yourself seem better.
3.Equal to sportmanship but involing politics.
ex: unsportsman-like conduct is equal to unpoliticman-like conduct.
Al Gore has bad politicship in his movie, the Inconvenient Truth, when he involves how he lost the election every 5 seconds.

In the school election, Bobby's campaign posters claimed that Billy sucks and nobody should vote for him instead of saying how good of a president Bobby will be.

During the Election, Katherine yelled out in her speech that Annie is a dirty whore and is going to have sex with every boy to get their vote. She was disqualified for unpolitic-like conduct.
by LayLayy Keys May 3, 2009
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politics

when opinions become factual.
**Any dinner conversation or facebook status involving politics**
by murquix January 1, 2012
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