Coyote Patch

Any bar where old than cougars hang looking for young ones.

Good god man... that is one bad coyote patch, stay out of there.

by mysterymeat4u October 21, 2010

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

Stank Patch

Stank Patch is a very smelly or dirty vagina.

I ain't going to munch on Becky's Rug, she has a real stank patch.

by P-Scrilla July 29, 2016

ginger patch

A redhead who doesn't shave her pussy has a ginger patch.

He'll know I'm a true ginger when he sees my ginger patch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020

Michael Plauche

The biggest baiter in the game of Valorant. The kills he gets are only to boost his KDA and nothing else. They call him... the master baiter.

Wow. He just pulled a Michael Plauche. Freaking baiter

by DaGoat6969 June 20, 2021

california hot patch

When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.

Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.

by Houdiniology September 3, 2009