Plank

Awesome.
Exceptional.
Amazing.
In good taste.
Beneficial.

"Man, this record is plank."
"I saw a show last night, it was plank."

by avieth March 4, 2008

Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.

Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?

Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.

by Plankwhore December 22, 2010

Planking

An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.

Hey bro, get a pic of me planking

by Planker100000000000000 June 8, 2011

Planking

The Art of laying across an Object or Person in a flat and stiff position like a plank

Dude i just planked across those tables
Did you get pics of you Planking

by Altimate_Planker June 12, 2011

planking

When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.

-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.

by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011

Planking

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.

Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.

by Madvx July 9, 2011

a Plank

used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!

by internet comedian December 11, 2019