Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

coon fingering

Incessantly playing with, toying with, examining, handling an object.

Removing a handgun from it's holster for no reason other than to display it to another person. "Stop coon fingering your gun"

by lectric102002 January 11, 2014

Pickering

A ghetto wannabe town. Almost all the black people in the south half don't know how to act, think they are so fucking hood and tough, while living in rich areas like maple ridge or major oaks. Pickering isn't ghetto, it has one of the lowest crime rates in all of durham region. Ajax is more ghetto than Pickering. Any gangs you will hear of in Pickering, are fake. One of the high schools Pine Ridge Secondary School, is nicknamed crimeridge just because a guy got shot on the ball court once. This occoured over 15 years ago. Sure there is drugs, but every school has drugs. Every town has drugs, and it's not even known a lot. Kids will have the mentality that they're living in the ghetto when they have never witnessed a shooting. they think Pickering is hood when they have never stepped foot into Thorncliffe Park, Regent jungle, Flemingdon, or Scarborough. Overall, Pickering is a bullshit waste town, pretty much the Drake of Cities. (Drake is known for being a fraud, caliming his ghetto credability while having grown up in Forest hill, the richest area in toronto, thus meaning a ghetto fake or wannabe. This is how Pickering is the Drake of cities.)
PS most of the black kids are also mainly from the carribean and are racist to any other race or peoples, including africans.

Pickering black kid: "YEA YEA FUCK YALL NIGGAS ITS HOOD ALL DAY PK PK DAWG WAGWAN YA NIGGAS WANNA MESS I BUCK SHOTS AT YOY NIGGAS MOTHAFUCKA AAAH JEEZ REP OAKS NIGGA PWKY ALL DAY"

Regent Park kid: "nigga shut the fuck up who you foolin mess with me my manz will fuck you up"

TPK kid: "Yo fuck this kid nigga let's fuck him up!"

Pickering black kid: *on his knees crying* "aaww plz come on man im sorry ariite dont hurt me man!"

Regent park kid to pickering kid: "fkn pussy"

by tdotnigaxx March 14, 2013

Fingering

When a man sticks one or more fingers up a woman's vagina and moves it up and down(best used with lubrication) for sexual pleasure.

Last night was the best time i had in my life, Josh was fingering me furiously. We both lied on the bed and he started fingering me by squirting KY(lubricant) all over his hands and my pussy, then he stuffed his fingers in and moved it up and down furiously and he got my cum all over his fingers.

by NickRock May 18, 2005

jewish fingering

When someone is looking through a vending machine for money

Hey did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine.

by Puddydestroyer9000 February 25, 2014

fingering

to put u finger up ur vagina and get vv wet n pleasure. rub ur clit before n it only gets better.

tonight i was really horny so i have fingered myself cummon girls if u are a finger virgin what is wrong with u??????? fingering is sooo fun n gets u sooo happy lol

by AlannahBAnana rentree December 14, 2006

Pickering Taxi

Slang for a Hearse. The term was coined in reference to Pickering in North Yorkshire.

Due to the town's aging population the death rate appears abnormally high and as such students will frequently see "pickering taxis" driving around the streets on their lunch break.

Pickering is so full of old people every other vehicle is a pickering taxi.

by Rude McDude July 8, 2010