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live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.
The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Alan Chris April 26, 2006
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Pooperazzi

The new name for the technician who performs your colonoscopy. The person who takes the pictures inside your asshole.....
Me: What are you going to the doctor for?

You: I am going to see the pooperazzi for a poopshoot....
by JasonCovich November 25, 2009
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Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute
Kevin is Mr. Pooper!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
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Sharpie in the pooper!

A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
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pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.
by jamal 123 February 24, 2009
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pooper chute

1. Anus
2. Exit point for fecal material
My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute.
by SWZ September 25, 2003
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I'd stick it in the pooper

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.
A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"
by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006
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