carpe phallum

From the Latin "Carpe Deim" meaning "seize the day", thus "carpe phallum" would be "sieze the penis". A great thing to yell in American History class.

Johny told his history teacher to "Carpe Phallum", which see happily did for him after class.

by BoardStiff June 11, 2006

Phallus

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female

1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)

by Jeff Johnson December 28, 2005

PHALLAINOPHOBIA

Fear of Whales or Aquatic Mammals.

Tyra Banks has a fear of Dolphins. Tyra Banks has Phallainophobia.

by Ciara Reyes May 10, 2008

Phallison

Used to describe bearded hipsters.

Phallison is really testy today.

by When you know January 26, 2012

Dallas Phallus

Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.

We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.

by nomadik November 13, 2011

phalli

A plural of phallus

She had seen a wide array of phalli in her lifetime.

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

by Überschwanz September 4, 2006