peddies

Term for women's feet. Often, they are well pedicured and taken care of.

I want to massage her peddies.

by Michael Lopez September 9, 2004

Patent Pending

Patent Pending is a ska punk band from Long Island, New York.

MEMBERS:
Michael Ragosta - Vocals
Joe Ragosta - Guitar, Vocals
Drew Buffardi - Bass
Anthony Mingoia - Drums

Songs from Patent Pending's first album:

1) Congratulations
2) Ever After
3) Sushi James
4) Prom Song
5) Saturday Morning
6) Ahoyyy!
7) Take Me Home
8) Lollipop Ring
9) Monster Ballad
10) The Bolero

by xxxcore July 7, 2006

pedifology

The study of pedifiles and their characteristics.

My dad works with pedifology to seek out pedifiles and catch them.

by TD93 April 14, 2010

pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.

The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

alaskan pedicure

The act of jizzing on a straight female or a gay males toes and letting it dry like nail polish.

o girl i was so turned on last night when fred gave me an alaskan pedicure

by Chris aka the hammah April 24, 2011

pediddel

A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.

Hey look, here comes a pediddel!

Careful Dave, watch out for that pediddel.

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

Pedicare

Latin verb for "insert one's penis into another person's anus". anal sex

It is derived from the Greek word παιδικω, which is derived from the Greek word παις, παιδος (meaning child, because all of ancient Greece were inhabited by paedophiles)

Lee: "I like to pedicare cinaede..."
Reinhard: "You should get some pedicare!! It's good for you!"

by Bakermaaaaaan July 1, 2011