salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

Smuggling Peanuts

A description of an incident where the shape a persons nipples is clearly defined through their clothing.

It must be cold, because Stacey is really smuggling peanuts today.

by PeanutSmugglers mod on Yahoo groups June 26, 2003

Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

peanut log

A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.

Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.

by gammarock July 28, 2006

Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men

(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)

by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019

Little Peanut

By far the most beautiful girl in the world. She is amazing in every sense of the word. Smart, funny, cute, sexy, kind, comforting, loving, caring, adventurous, kindhearted, witty and so much more. Just being with her is the highlight of the day. When she walks into a room everybody cant help but look because they know she is something special. She is everything I have ever asked for.

ME: SFK?
Little Peanut: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM :( :*
ME: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM:( :*

by TOANBOAN November 30, 2016

Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.

- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.

by Equal crack April 13, 2016