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peanut butter gutter 

A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.
Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.

Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus
I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.
Peanut butter ho ho by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

Peanut butter spoon 

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be
Peanut butter spoon by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020

Peanut Butter Ice Cream 

Someone that has a manjina.
Kyle do have a peanut butter ice cream?

peanut butter jelly time 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

peanut butter trail rider 

A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual
I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.