A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
by PoorDavid June 18, 2018
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Repeated and unwanted text messages from an individual who’s intent is to pester the recipient.
Repeated and unwanted text messages from an individual who’s intent is to pester the recipient.
“ I told Buddy that I was to busy to speak with him. He then sent 13 pextering text messages to my phone while I was at work.”
by 2Bulls1ChinaShop February 26, 2020
Get the pextering mug.Weird creature which is a mixture between a panther (panter) and cat (poes). The words are from the dutch language. other words for panterpoes: Christian, Stanley, Bart (or boovle)
by Squanchonius February 10, 2021
Get the panterpoes mug.The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.
I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
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and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
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and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole
by bear142567 June 2, 2019
Get the nicole patterson mug.Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness
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