The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
Get the Patpong Balloon Assassins mug.Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.
Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty
Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!
Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!
Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
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a pattopoof is anyone who is commonly referred to as patto and is known to have homo-sexual tendencies. once few and far between these elusive creatures are becoming increasingly more common in metropolitan areas.
barry: "hey steve see that bloke over there, something doesn't seem quite right about him."
steve: "nah don't worry about him mate, he's just a pattopoof."
steve: "nah don't worry about him mate, he's just a pattopoof."
by dleeric September 19, 2011
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(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.
by El Norbert August 20, 2014
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Get the Pattodaige mug.After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.
That's one Partoned car, mate.
His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
That's one Partoned car, mate.
His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
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