a pattopoof is anyone who is commonly referred to as patto and is known to have homo-sexual tendencies. once few and far between these elusive creatures are becoming increasingly more common in metropolitan areas.
barry: "hey steve see that bloke over there, something doesn't seem quite right about him."
steve: "nah don't worry about him mate, he's just a pattopoof."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."