parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

parking lot on smash

to have the nicest car in the parking lot

damn he has the whole parking lot on smash

by trinnnnity May 24, 2008

Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

by Albakody December 14, 2010

rockstar parking

parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.

parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).

parking right next to the door or the building.

Check out my rockstar parking spot!

I got a rockstar parking spot!

by 2loki September 2, 2005

parking your lunch

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.

"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"

by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

parking lot surfing

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.

I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.

by mechafroggie June 20, 2008