paralyzed

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

by ya boi May 30, 2005

Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.

That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009

paralysis face

having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.

"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."

by DBrowning May 24, 2007

Paralyzed Nympho

A combination of throat babies and dope fairies that are so tweeked out that they never sleep they get so quite to trick u into falling asleep so they can rob ur shit and put it into there fanny packs or tweeker bags and maintain they dont know shit and during tweeker sex they so still they paralyzed but they a nympho

Man that paralyzed nympho was so tweeked we fucked all night she never moved i fell asleep and woke up the next day and was missing my hand held my torch my dope and my dog.

by Star39.. December 6, 2020

Naralysexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Naraly Suazo regardless of their sex or gender

Omg Thania was having a sex dream about Naraly, she has to be Naralysexual

by Josie simp 😏 June 28, 2021

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

Freezy Paralysis

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.

Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.

by J-coups August 5, 2010