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poontank 

A slut that is very fat!!!
That poontank looks like you sister!
poontank by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

Pooltang 

When a female is in or around a swimming pool.
Hey Matt, lets drive over past the local pool and see if any pooltang is out.
Pooltang by MandyFAC March 11, 2011

Pantene Poon-tang 

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
Pantene Poon-tang by DaynaS March 30, 2008
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
Pootang by disturbed April 6, 2004

Poon Tang 

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
Poon Tang by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003

poontangry 

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.
Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.
poontangry by Maxhole June 22, 2009