Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.

Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

[osbourn park]

The coolest high school in America, especially in the Northern VA, because we can drink and we get more wet than anyone you know.

Only douche bags dick clowns would rag on Osbourn Park people because they're emotional and have no friends.

by stop this October 22, 2008

osbolewski

a caucasian person that has unnatural inborn talents in the asian arts, whcih include but are not limitged to: math, DDR, and ping pong.

"Wanna invite Mike over?"
"No, he's a 'class a' osbolewski"

by P Cum April 14, 2006

Ozzy Osbourne

prince of darkness whose brain has been turned into a warm slurpie from years of drug abuse

"eerrrr SHARON!!!! errrr jack err how do you work t-t-t-t-he remote - SHARON!!!!! err err eeh eh"

by bitchesANDgravy October 28, 2004

Osby

an L shaped penis

Damn, have you seen his osby?

by PsyOpAgent October 16, 2008

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

osborn

to love to felch, to take unusual pleasure in man on man felching

I saw 2 guys and a straw walking out from under a bush, what an Osborn

by big 88 April 21, 2008