Cooking onions

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.

Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”

by Tangy bbq sauce March 13, 2020

French Onion

When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.

Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

onion booty

Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.

Damn man, that girls got onion booty.

by g-money April 4, 2003

onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017

Onion Sweat

The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.

After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.

by afj21 October 30, 2006

onion trap

When an individual (usually someone commenting on Facebook) reads the title of an article on The Onion and believes it to be real.

North Korea is famous for falling into Onion traps.

A: This stupid article says that FIFA wants female players to spend more time jumping.
B: That article was on The Onion, you dipstick. Stop falling into Onion traps!

by horatiofanz August 11, 2015

glass onion

Originated from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" from their white album. It means to overanalyze something that is not intended to mean anything more then what it is. The entire point of the Glass Onion song was to poke fun at all the people who had looked for deep messages in previous beatle songs.

"You Completely glass onioned the movie Sideways"

by Ichthasen September 7, 2008