You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010
Get the Licking Railingsmug. by trevor March 9, 2003
Get the wood railmug. 1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014
Get the clapper railmug. A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).
’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam
by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020
Get the Rail-worthymug. Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008
Get the mush-railmug. Vivian: "Girl, didn't he take a picture of her naked and use it to blackmail her for more sex?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"
by Im A Beast September 5, 2021
Get the black railmug. Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Get the Rail Failmug.