docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling

Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

by Special K - NH February 4, 2010

Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.

He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.

by gcrunk March 19, 2010

french omelette

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

by DirtySanchezritethismin August 3, 2009

denver omelet

An omelet containing ham, onions, green peppers and optionally cheese,

Mmm, that was a delicious denver omelet!

by Catherinethegreat March 31, 2009

omelet

A classic, beloved, tasty dinner food consisting of eggs cooked and folded over something else, like cheese or onions. Very delicious.

I made my girlfriend an omelet for dinner, and oh boy did I get lucky that night.

by int0xicat0r9700 October 16, 2004

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011