ol-sexual

someone who refuses to date someone until the age of 80 or older.

my friend steph is ol-sexualc

by Oretris May 14, 2021

Ol mud bug

A variant of the reverse titty fuck, done with the shirt left on the receiving team. While titty fucking backwards using her shirt to contain your erect purple headed warrior and it's payoff, you rub your shitty brown eye on her neck leaving her a bow tie.

After trying all night to talk Tonya out of some nookie, Carlos tied her up and gave her the ol mud bug and shit.

by Da dookie September 30, 2010

Ol’ Roy

A generic reference to an older male that likes to hit on and have sex with under age girls.

Have you seen the news about Ol’ Roy Moore?

Keep an eye out for that guy. He’s an Ol’ Roy.

I got catfished last night by an Ol’ Roy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Ol’ Uh-Uh

What you hear when you start to stick you penis or your finger into your girl’s anus during foreplay or coitus and she gonna have none a that in her no no zone.

I was dick n deep in Rachel last night so I slipped my finger around and started to diddle her booty hole and got the ol’ uh-uh.

Braaaaahhh. I was dickin your sister doggy last night and started tapping my cock on her winker and got the ol’ uh-uh.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Ol' Bennington

When a person decides to Chester Oneself (to commit suicide by hanging like Chester Bennington).

Robin Williams gave himself the Ol' Bennington!

I heard David Carradine from Kill Bill gave himself the Ol' Bennington before it was popular ... while masturbating.

Anthony Bourdain must have had some shitty entrees because afterwards he decided to order up the Ol' Bennington.

I heard Kate Spade was tired of leaving her customers hanging. Her new release is called the Ol' Bennington collection.

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019