Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

Obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. And develops big crushes on girls name who starts with M.

I just obeded myself

by SaltyMilk October 18, 2019

OB

OB is a slang for Online Bitch

Them: I have three tabs open
Me: Aren't you an OB?
Them: yes lol

by Linguist-92 March 31, 2019

Obed

A person of low intelligence

Obed is being an Obed shrayef

by Yeayktv November 9, 2025

obs

When a person is reading the word “obese”, then pronounces it differently.

“Oh, jeez! That guy is so (obs)!”

by random_person70 November 13, 2023

Sean Ob Knight

a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.

Hey Vinny Drips, it appears there is another Sean Ob Knight in the bathroom

by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019

OB

Original Bumper - used by university students to describe original bumper pool players on campus

1) That guy is incredible at bumper pool - is he an OB?

by BumpMasterT April 20, 2015