Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
by Wilko April 14, 2021
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Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86
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by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
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