A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
by Urbrotherbrudda June 3, 2018
Get the non car guymug. A certain object such as a bicycle or a skateboard that is used for transportation until parent's car can be obtained through slave labor and several hundred days' worth of begging.
Example A:
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"
Example B:
"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"
Example B:
"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"
by died4me June 13, 2008
Get the non-carmug.