Nigerian Swag Puppy

Its when someone acts black, are cool and yet they have a soft side on the outside. a real person.

"Damn man, Armando is seriously a Nigerian swag puppy. He's so cool and yet his sensitive side gets all the bitches."

by Niggaffer December 16, 2011

niger

1. An economically depressed country in Africa
2. A river in Africa
3. A spelling mistake made by KKKers who don't know that after a vowel, one "g" indicates a soft "g" sound. To indicate a hard "g", one must use two.

1. I went to Niger on vacation... There were lots of flies and dead people. It wasn't very fun.
2. The Niger River flows through Niger and Nigeria, among other places.
3. Ku Klux Klansman 1: LOL! Look at that niger! Let's go lynch him!
Ku Klux Klansman 2: Ur soooooo dum... It has 2 g's in it! im not lynching ne1 with u lol!

by ebolamunkee October 2, 2006

Nigeria

1) n. A nation in northwester section of the African continent. Very hot, humid, and home of oil, rebellions, and internet scammers.

2) n. The scam capital of the world. See 419.

3) n. A member of OPEC, one of the few in Africa.

1) I might go to Nigeria this year for vacation.

2) Heh, I just got another one of those rediculous Nigerian scams in my email.

3) I wonder why Nigeria doesn't just leave OPEC and increase production. It would save their economy and make the rest of the world care about them.

by Toba December 16, 2004

nigertantrum

When a nigga is outa control and is getting crazy.
Usually a emotional outbreak but from a nigga.

That nigga over there Got a nigertantrum when a white dude said nigga.

by Adrian Casimiro May 5, 2008

Nigerian Hurricane

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

John gave Marsha a Nigerian Hurricane, she was never the same again.

by Bringinithome October 15, 2008

Nigerian Buy-back

when one person buys an item and then resells the item back to the original seller at an inflated price within 24 hours

salesman #1: "did you see that..?"
salesman #2: "no, what happened?"
salesman #1: "that guy just sold us his car for $4,000 and i just sold it back to him for $6,000.. haha"
salesman #2: "nice nigerian buy-back.. classic!!"

by Jay2kay November 22, 2009

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009