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netcest

Trying to have cybersex, hit on, flirt with, or anything else sexual, with someone you consider an internet brother or sister.
Glannifer: "You ready?"
Angus: "I can't have an internet relationship with her, she's my net sister, that's netcest!"
by Eliza + Bec loves Roffles January 8, 2009
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Netcat

Netcat means someone whose purpose for being friends is to just shovel information. It can also mean someone who gossips, spreads rumours, makes up stories, or is just a general tool. Netcat is a word derived from a software tool that's only use is to shovel information.
"Hey Jon just told Sean everything I said!"
"Dude wasn't that a secret? What a netcat."

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"Jane just started telling everyone I like nicole?!"
"Wow bro she is such a netcat."
by Dave Ya September 30, 2008
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Naticus

a creature that no one knows its origin... except it has something to do with chocolate rain...
a wild Naticus appeared with a turtle and a furby
by RedOctober... April 16, 2010
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netiquet

A portmanteau of the words internet and etiquette that refers to any of many unwritten rules of conduct within an internet community that are generally, but not limited to being, no different than etiquette in the real world. Totally depends on the kind of community though as netiquette differs within communities for gaming, forum, YouTube, etc. Noun.
Player 1(Noob): "Ok guys, good luck and have a good game!"

Player 2: "I'm gonna make you my baby-back beezy Noob!"

Player 1(Noob): "Oh my gosh, that's so mean!"

Player 2: "Looks like someone's not used to Halo netiquette."

Mike: "Jack, I went all in and this fool just took out my pocket Aces with his pocket Kings and he says 'Sorry about that bro?'"

Jack: "Relax, that's just good poker netiquette."
by YoungBumi March 29, 2011
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Neiche

Neiche is a word that means a fetish for apocalyptic parody porn
"hmm I don't know what I should fap to today...perhaps some Neiche movie."
by Insane Gainz April 22, 2016
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Netch

Too high to comment, or too surprised at what someone said because it was too cooked or there too cooked
by ShezzuhBoss February 20, 2020
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Netch

You gonna netch with that chick from the bar?
by Stockie October 15, 2015
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