Narnian

(adj.) Something that is imaginary or doesnt actually exist.

"Have you tried Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher?"

"Yeah, I've tried Narnian Raspberry a few times"

by Greatxander August 3, 2009

Narnia Dwarf

The actor/actress in a play or musical that is obviously the best, but is always getting the crappy roles in plays/musicals do to obvious favoritism of the director.

Boniface: SO, Xylem, what part are you in the play?

Xylem: Oh, I am the tree, but that is OK. Every one tells I'm the Narnia Dwarf, so I'm cool.

by Flotus March 29, 2007

Narnian

A woman with the hair of a lion, a face of a witch and a body of a wardrobe.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, but this morning, that bitch looked like a narnian.

by SmurgleT April 19, 2016

floppy narni

When a man is running and his narnia bounces around.

Dad came running downstairs with his floppy narni.

by Tabatha Parker April 27, 2007

narni

A narni is an amicable person who shares a space of Narnia with you.

"Dang that chick is hot!" "Hey! Don't talk about her like that, she's my Narni!"

by Lil rik February 4, 2014

Narnian

Enlightened former-hippies (or hippies in disguise) who love all the beauty in the world and love themselves for also being so beautiful, not to mention supercool--definitely cooler than you are. They only eat local organic food unless it has blessed by Michael Kang or somebody of similar stature amongst the Burning Man community. With the obvious exception of boogeying down to hot tracks, Yoga is typically their only physical activity. Sometimes a few hours a week with a hula hoop is not uncommon because they picked up the habit awhile back and just love the rhythm. Their typical garb may include a leather chest guard and/or doe antlers strapped to their face. An amazing personality is a must and a substantial bank account to pay for their wardrobe and keen affinity towards the ingestion of extracurricular substances is typically standard. They used to like lame jam bands when they were younger, stupider and more innocent, but now that they have been enlightened, music of choice has to have a sick dance beat because what's better than a sweaty old dance party. Except now you don't have to worry about getting whipped in the face by wookie dreadlocks and there are actually attractive people of the opposite sex around, so of course if you're beautiful, you only want to be around other beautiful people.

There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:

1) A crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be. It also keep keeps their finest memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jam at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those devilish UFOs had done the trick once again and that bubbie they had just sparked, which they skillfully snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.

2) Pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). Wannabe Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but a true Narnian knows you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at a special unlisted organic grocery that has only two locations: one in Boulder and the other in Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been there, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.

A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.

Wow, check out that Narnian chick with the peacock helmet.

by Hot Karl K April 4, 2008

Narnicles

A short word to refer to the film (or books) "Chronicles of Narnia"

"Have you seen Narnicles?"
"Yes! That movie was craazy!"

by Eliza1989 August 21, 2007