jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.

Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!

by kiwi289 December 23, 2008

bitch napkin

A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR

A: You really gotta stop listening to him complain so much about how his tacos taste when he dips them in milk - you're just being a total bitch napkin.

Dude's sponsee does nothing but complain. Dude needs to sack up and stop being a bitch napkin.

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Nigga Napkin

What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.

You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin

by Cyberneticweed11 March 31, 2019

urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013

napkin ass

Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden

I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying

by Gottem January 23, 2016

Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023