Nap roulette

Taking a nap without having an alarm clock to wake you up

-She didn’t text me for 5 hours straight this afternoon...
- She must be playing the nap roulette again!

by Soranaaaa February 21, 2019

Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011

Trap nap

The act of napping to continue your day of getting lit.

"Lemme take a quick trap nap before we pop those xans"

by PurplehazeX May 31, 2018

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 14, 2017

dirt nap

When somebody dies. Therefore, they are taking a nap in the dirt. Forever.

Yo I wish pops was here, but he's taking a dirt nap.

by Cranky_Lobster June 2, 2016

nap queen

A hot girl who doesn't go out to party. She prefers to stay indoors watching netflix and cuddling with her boo. Napping is her preferred pastime

Jean never goes out and parties cus shes a nap queen.

by Mintysky June 30, 2015