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An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.
'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'
nonce by wasteman420 January 24, 2018
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A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children
That luke plowman is a right nonce
Nonce by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.
Jason Mohammad is a nonce.
Nonce by #Swans June 19, 2018
A childfiddler

Aka a phedophile specifically towards childlins
STOP TOUCHING UP MY CHILD U NONCEY BOI
NONCE by Nioce boi July 12, 2018
someone who touches children and gets sexual pleasure from it. EG Ryan John Pook
Hes a nonce like Ryan Pook.
Nonce by BareTruths February 8, 2019
A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
Nonce by bigshamima March 6, 2019