loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.

"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"

by Yang's Kitchen February 2, 2009

musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.

Who actually likes 3 Musketeers bars?

by Babby November 2, 2006

goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 30, 2003

five musketeers

A group of five girls who say they will be friends forever,but two of them start moving away and ignore the other three because they become friends with the crazy 8. When the five musketeers see one another they act like nothing is wrong but they know that they are moving apart.the three remain friends but the two keep moving away and soon they will no longer be friends with the three.

The five musketeers will never last.

by Lucy teller July 13, 2016

Musket Shot

A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page

Guy 1 "Hey man, you wanna shotgun later?"

Guy 2 "Only if we're doing musket shots!"

by Brike December 21, 2008