"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"
"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"
"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"
"Ya mums raining"
"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"
"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"
by Anonymous May 4, 2003
Get the ya mummug. a bit like bum fluff. as a women gets to a certain age she begins to grow a moustache - similar to an adolescent boy. this gives them the 'let themselves go' look.
1) oh my god, your mum has let herself go, is that mum fluff i see on her face?
2 you should shave that off mate. you look my nan, she has mum fluff too.
2 you should shave that off mate. you look my nan, she has mum fluff too.
by paddy 12345 October 14, 2009
Get the mum fluffmug. God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.
by BlackVegie October 20, 2008
Get the Josh's mummug. It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.
by Robin Johns May 13, 2006
Get the phils mummug. by Gaurav from Cheyne December 10, 2019
Get the Morgz Mummug. Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
by The God of Cod August 23, 2020
Get the Matthews Mummug. A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.
Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?
Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.
It was at this moment, Joe got folded
Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.
It was at this moment, Joe got folded
by Harpy🦅 October 19, 2021
Get the Ur mummug.