ya mum

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

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mum fluff

a bit like bum fluff. as a women gets to a certain age she begins to grow a moustache - similar to an adolescent boy. this gives them the 'let themselves go' look.

1) oh my god, your mum has let herself go, is that mum fluff i see on her face?
2 you should shave that off mate. you look my nan, she has mum fluff too.

by paddy 12345 October 14, 2009

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God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

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phils mum

It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.

e.g, Wow where have u been? down the sewer! you smell like phils mum!

by Robin Johns May 13, 2006

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Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

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