To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must take a shit on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all lubricated with the shit, you use it as a slip and slide.
Yo, I ain't paying for a slip 'n' slide, my girlfriends a midget and she's down to Alaskan Mudslide.
by sean ruff August 5, 2008
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Jason and Carol were getting intimate.
Carol: I really want tonight to be special.
Jason: Can you say...mudslide?
Carol: I really want tonight to be special.
Jason: Can you say...mudslide?
by Jace Narcast July 31, 2012
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by T-Dogg July 23, 2008
Get the mudslide mug.The act of taking a melted pot of a small african man's fecal matter and pouring it in a woman's vagina, then continuing to eat her out while a large malaysian villager anally decimates you.
After Elliot & Patrick took their finals they decided to celebrate with some good, clean, fun in the form of 48 hours of straight Malaysian Mudslides.
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Get the maui mudslide mug.It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip ‘n’ slide) which is why the term “mudslide” is used.
by David Cantonicle September 19, 2006
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"My friend got weirded out having sex with a girl on her period, so he flipped her over and gave her a crimson mudslide"
by Hugh Gass August 31, 2005
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