mud shark

a big fat white chic that goes out lookin for black men to ride.

That ho over there is a mud shark.

by orenthal james simpson November 5, 2002

Mud Cricket

A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.

Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.

by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off June 1, 2016

Mud Tidings

A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.

roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!

blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!

by lasiaf July 13, 2012

Mud The Pigs

When you are having sex with a girl or guy and they shit on your balls, covering it in poo. Aka Mudding the Pigs.

Nimfae was being fucked by Sealreth when he pounded her vagina so hard she shit on his balls. She loves to mud the pigs!!

by Effy__ October 28, 2011

mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

Mud Oyster

Wiped up remnants of climactic anal sex.

After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Mud Flood

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.

Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.

by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017