What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.
John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.
by JasonWS May 15, 2007
Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)
Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.
Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.
Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.
Guy: Doors open better run!
Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.
Girl: OMG no!
Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.
Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.
Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.
Guy: Doors open better run!
Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.
Girl: OMG no!
Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...
by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017
An unofficial medical condition, whereby the hand used to control the mouse on a PC becomes cold, yet the other hand of the user remains at normal temperature.
by Loop Goose July 21, 2005
Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
by el January 07, 2005
Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.
EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring
by Aspergis June 07, 2021
by Nacho Dan June 16, 2004
Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.
by baconismidog March 07, 2009