California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

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Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.

"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."

by MoundMaster August 11, 2024

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elephant mound

a poop with no definite shape. usually sticking up out of the water line

guy 1- "dude, i havn't pooped all day!"
guy 2- "why do i need to know this?"
guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"

by beenz-o May 24, 2009

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