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Ciggy Mokes

A Ciggy Moke is a slang term for Smoke or Cigarettes in Ireland, Others include; Miggy soke, smiggly smig, Miggy Moke, etc.
Heeeeeeere pal, any Ciggy Mokes there paaaaal?
by Miggy Moke May 29, 2018
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Screw mates

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.
Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
by Dmart711 April 27, 2021
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moderately modest

A term coined by the Australian tiktoker, @sarahbada_, to describe fashion that can include tops that cover the breast to mid stomach and bottoms that can go up to just above the knee or to mid thigh. However these requirements are loosely used as comprises are made often, eg. a crop top and show more stomach is the bottoms are high waisted or a dress can be backless if the entire front is covered.
Talia: Wow, I think this top would look nice on you! Do you think it fits your style?

Sarah: Yes! It is perfectly moderately modest!
by sonderluvs November 15, 2021
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Moesh

An adjective of awesome, ballin, ill, etc
Dude that party was so moesh!

Bonesaw: Yeah man I just rolled a blunt for us!
Ruki-Blunts: Moesh.
by Peter-Bonesaw October 17, 2008
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Child Molester

A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.
A Wayne Chmelsky is a great example of a Child Molester.
by gevvst May 2, 2008
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a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."
Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
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Child Molester

A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.
Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...
by AOM August 19, 2008
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