Massive Rod

A derogatory term for somebody who has acted like an idiot. A more 'work friendly' alternative to 'dickhead' 'cock' or 'cunt'

'Massive', an adjective, meaning 'large', 'huge' or 'big'.
'Rod', a noun, replacement of the word 'cock' or 'dick'

Not to be used with the words 'have'/'has' ie: You have a massive rod.

"What do you mean you've lost the car, you massive rod?!'

"Don't give me any excuses you massive rod, give me some fucking results"

by FakeM November 5, 2007

massive bender

a rather large gay man

jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god

by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008

massively multiplayer

see whore. a creative way to call someone a whore.

My Dad is massively religious, just like your mother is massively multiplayer.

by DigitallyStoned May 11, 2008

massivecraft

Cancer.

Player 1: "Lol, Massivecraft lore staff, amirite?
Player 2: "Yeah, all they have to do is blow that fag MonMarty".

by OustBagley_FromStaff July 16, 2018

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

Massive dick

Piers Morgan.

Piers Morgan is a massive dick.

by frimfram January 10, 2021

Massive Turbo

Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.

Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"

Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"

by Wads Dardy March 24, 2010