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A derogatory term for somebody who has acted like an idiot. A more 'work friendly' alternative to 'dickhead' 'cock' or 'cunt'

'Massive', an adjective, meaning 'large', 'huge' or 'big'.
'Rod', a noun, replacement of the word 'cock' or 'dick'

Not to be used with the words 'have'/'has' ie: You have a massive rod.
"What do you mean you've lost the car, you massive rod?!'

"Don't give me any excuses you massive rod, give me some fucking results"

by FakeM October 19, 2007
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