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weak mortal

Someone who is nothing, and will be dominated almost instantly.
We will tear the souls out from the weak mortals.
weak mortal by Jim Rugger October 25, 2005

Foolish Mortal

A strong, overpowering attacking that you say to your bullies. It is like that anime move that is forgotten and is also used to destroy the universe. It’s powers are too powerful for your liking.
Haha bro your bad
Foolish mortals, you don’t know anything about my powers and my capabilities
*other guy dies*
You do a anime deep laugh, and walk away.

The Mortal Kombat Hideout 

A message board for the upmost Elite hardcore Mortal Kombat Fans. Run by the Administrator, Emperor Sub_Zero, this message board has been around for quite some time.

When it first started, it was a simple gamers.com message board. It then expanded into a website which was taken down and intergrated with the message board due to bandwidth problems. It now has 9 sections for people to post and other misc. things. This message board is what some would call a second home in the MK message board world.

What makes the MK Hideout so strong you may ask? It is because of the hard work and determination that the admin's and moderator's do. Not only are there Admin's and Mod's, but there are also the "Temple Guards." The Temple guards watch out and determine the "Newbs" from the "Noobs".
The hideout also keeps itself strong by making sure that everyone there has a high knowledge of Mortal Kombat.

Some who have been banned from the message board may see this and give it a thumbs down. But do not let that worry you.
Hey, I found this new Mortal Kombat Message Board, its called The Mortal Kombat Hideout.

Emperor Sub_Zero is so cool.

Mkkinglogans is also a cool person at the hideout.

Raiden Bobalay, RageOfScorpion, QuanMan, MadCat, FatalTragedy, Disturbed Fatalist, and MKMaster are definitely some cool members, they are nice and do not feed you bullshit comments about your work.

Some people take the critique negatively and spam the message board.

MKHIDEOUT IS T3h ROXZORZ!!!!11onetwothree

The Mortal Kombat 

- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -

During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."
The Mortal Kombat by MADkins July 22, 2009

mere mortal 

mere mortal (noun): Everybody, except me.
It is fun to watch mere mortals learn Chinese arithmetic.

How did all these mere mortals get on the long yellow bus?
mere mortal by Jesus Buddha Ra April 10, 2008

getting mortal 

A recent popular term to refer to the intention of becoming intoxicated from heavy alcohol consumption. Generally used by the lesser educated and/or millennial generation as the phrase itself "getting mortal" literally translates as "becoming exactly the same as i currently am" as, after all, everyone with the exception of John Wick is mortal.
Overexcited girl: "Tell you what guys I cant wait for tonight im getting mortal"
Educated friend: "You mean your immortal, you can't die?"
Overexcited girl: "What?"
Educated friend: "Twat."