Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021

Mort

Started WW1

Mort started WW1

by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021

Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023

Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

A typical urbaniginy, normally a tattoo enthusiast that idolises 2PAC and struggles to become a member of society.

Oh, Rory is a typical degenerate. What a mort.

by DMB is looking like poo.. April 26, 2025